Retro Style Aficionados Gifts

'Will the owner of a 1987 Yugo with different-colored fenders please trade the stupid thing in?'

BONNIE AND CLYDESDALE.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

1930's Lady.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Elton John

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Geri Halliwell.

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

Social Struggles

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Uncle Sam Fashion