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'Will the owner of a 1987 Yugo with different-colored fenders please trade the stupid thing in?'

BONNIE AND CLYDESDALE.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Grandfather Clock

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Austin Powers

Marilyn Ghost

Robin Hood Flies.

Social Struggles

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."