Retro Fashion Fans T-Shirts

'Wow...so you became a...wow..er...and how is the pimping trade nowadays?'

Rip Van Yuppie

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"Remember...the cigarette would rest elegantly in your finger, gliding towards the left corner of your mouth. Now we have to take a train to New Jersey to smoke!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You've got night fever."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Lady in Blue Dress

Like, Real Gone...

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

70s Night.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.