Retro Fashion Fan T-Shirts

Spiv.

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

Simpler Times

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

I think getting a tattoo is a mistake. . .stop.

High Platform Diving

A guitar dances with a woman.

"Good news, all the tests indicate the pain and swelling are a result of wearing your pants too high."

"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Man in tiny roming boat offers to rescue a lady in a huge dress

First Steps In Surfing.

'The retro look is all the rage lately.'

"We're a highly advanced race. Except for the mullets."

I can't wait to tease Grandma about these pictures of her in the 1960's...when she ironed her hair but not her clothes!

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

"Can I use your bathroom?"

'You told me I'd need good shoes for this job. I had a better idea...'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Do you do much walking?"