Retro Fashion Aficionado T-Shirts

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

Make Love Handles Not War

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

I want to hold your hand

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

An opera singer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

Pizza and Karaoke

Robin Hood Flies.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Josephine Baker

Social Struggles