Retro Clothing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"You've got night fever."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Like, Real Gone...

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Lady in Blue Dress

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Hey, we're in style!'

70s Night.

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

'Bloomin Hippies!'