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"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Robin Hood Flies.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Diner.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Computer Class.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'It's an antique!'

1930's Lady.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'