Retro Aesthetic Lover T-Shirts

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Grandfather Clock

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer