Retro Aesthetic Lover Gifts

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

Fossil record player.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Elton John

Groovy Baby

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

Young Elvis

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."