Retro Style Enthusiasts Gifts

History's first bad hair day.

Moustaches with their owners' names.

Follow Your Quiff

Diner.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Computer Class.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

1930's Lady.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"He's deliciously vintage."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism