Retro Style Admirers Gifts

Of course I know who Sinatra is, Mort. I was worried for a second. House of Java.neet Cybercafe. He was an essential part of my arsenal in the summer of '76. Low lights, an ascot, a virile mustache, and a little Sinatra. Chicks came from miles around. We're you like five in the 70s? My lemonade stand made a killing.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Old rocker.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"He's deliciously vintage."

1930's Lady.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Elton John

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Grandfather Clock

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

The Fab Four

Old Book Smell

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Robin Hood Flies.