Retro Style Admirers Gifts

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

1930's Lady.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Grandfather Clock

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Austin Powers

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.