Retro Style Enthusiast Gifts

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Robin Hood Flies.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'It's an antique!'

1930's Lady.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'