Retro Attire Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

Lady in Blue Dress

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Back to School '95

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

David Bowie