Retro Attire Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

Marilyn Ghost

Robin Hood Flies.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Lady in Blue Dress

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'