Retro Fashion Aficionado Gifts

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

Make Love Handles Not War

Elton

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Elton John

I want to hold your hand

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

An opera singer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Social Struggles

Geri Halliwell.