Retro Fashion Fanatic Gifts

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Lady in Blue Dress

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

Back to School '95

David Bowie