Retro Fashion Fanatic T-Shirts

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Lady in Blue Dress

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'