Retro Fashion Lover Gifts

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'Waiting long?'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

A smartly dressed man falls down a manhole.

"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

Austin Powers and Foxxy Cleopatra.

'Have you lost your mind?'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Stand further away, the comparison's not doing you any good.'

"I forget these new fashions... Give me a curvy woman any day"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I take it this means Westerns are making a comeback."

'Look, Martha -- my old uniform still fits!'

"Adopting an Elvis wig and dusting off your old demob suit, isn't going to help dad!"

'Milton had an interesting side-effect from taking St John's wort.'

'I wish you'd make up your mind-you liked this outfit in 1976!'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

'I'm feeling nostalgic, son, thinking of the days when you could tell the back from the front on a pair of underpants.'

"And when did this compulsion to wear crinoline petticoats begin, Susan?"

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

Old hippie

"I had a dream that we were living in the 1970s, and you were both there! And you were too, Dad...wearing that exact same old-fashioned shirt!"

"I suppose it's been a while since we bought you casual clothes. What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Okay, call me old-fashioned, but having to view more cleavage than bun when I get my hamburger is not appetizing.'

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

The Anatomy of a Mulllet

Marry in Haste, Repent in Leisure Suit

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'Ooh! I just LOVE men with moustaches!'

David Bowie

Does everything have to be vintage with you Hipsters?