Retro Clothing Lover Gifts

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'He's already growing out of his rabbit skin -- go kill something bigger.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Lady in Blue Dress

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Uncle Sam Fashion

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Like, Real Gone...

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

'Hey, we're in style!'