Retro Shopping Lover Gifts

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Mid-century Father

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."