Retro Shopping Lover Gifts

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Mid-century Father

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

David Bowie