Retro Fashion Lovers Gifts

Future Old People.

"We either admit we spilled bleach in the laundry, or convince mom tie-dye is REALLY back in style!"

The evolving patterns of American popular entertainment.

"Before they went out of style, Tarzan found it quite practical to wear cargo shorts."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Uncle Sam Fashion

Like, Real Gone...

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Lady in Blue Dress

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"