Retro Fashion Gifts

"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Turn out your old clothes - some of them may have come back into fashion.'

"You've got night fever."

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"I had a dream that we were living in the 1970s, and you were both there! And you were too, Dad...wearing that exact same old-fashioned shirt!"

"I got something for you, Baldo. Isn't it cool?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Like, Real Gone...

70s Night.

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

"If only that waistline – but I'm a fine one to talk."

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'80's Cow

"That's not a dressing room...it's a time machine!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"I dare you to wear your fanny pack the dorkiest way possible."

"What padding?"

Belling the Cat

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"He's deliciously vintage."