Retro Fashion Gifts

"I spent £200 on it, so I just can't throw it out."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"But Dad, this is my favorite record!"

'Turn out your old clothes - some of them may have come back into fashion.'

"You've got night fever."

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"I had a dream that we were living in the 1970s, and you were both there! And you were too, Dad...wearing that exact same old-fashioned shirt!"

"Look, Baldo! It's the new Santa album."

"I got something for you, Baldo. Isn't it cool?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Like, Real Gone...

70s Night.

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"If only that waistline – but I'm a fine one to talk."

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'80's Cow

"That's not a dressing room...it's a time machine!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

"I dare you to wear your fanny pack the dorkiest way possible."

Bell Bottom Pants

"What padding?"

Belling the Cat

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."