Retro Clothing Fans Gifts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Lady in Blue Dress

Uncle Sam Fashion

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'