Retro Clothing Fans Gifts

Clothiers. Some people are fashion forward but Ernie always throws it in reverse.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Lady in Blue Dress

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

David Bowie

Back to School '95

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'