Retro Clothing Enthusiast Gifts

Yes, until I finish these clothes, you will wear your father's hand-me-downs. Adam & Eve's first kid.

"Dad! Gracie broke my Flip Wilson lunch box!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"You've got night fever."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Lady in Blue Dress

Like, Real Gone...

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

David Bowie

Back to School '95

Bell Bottom Pants