Retro Fashion Admirer Gifts

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

Alien cabaret.

Marilyn Ghost

'Don't you know anything about fashion Mavis? It's now trendy to show your knickers.'

As Tina looked more closely at her online date, she began to doubt his claim that his photo was recent.

The Thief

Lucia & Georgie.

'Verily I say unto you 'I was not speeding'!'

"Seventy-five tapes! After three years and spending just about all the allowance I've ever earned...I've got the perfect music collection! My 8-track tapes will be around forever!"

Lady in Blue Dress

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

1930's Lady.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

I want to hold your hand

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Elton John

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

The Fab Four

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

An opera singer

Geri Halliwell.

Robin Hood Flies.