Retro Style Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Moustaches with their owners' names.

Follow Your Quiff

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Computer Class.

1930's Lady.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'It's an antique!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'