Retro Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'My grandparents built it during the cold war. Now they only use it during the cold and flu season.'

Noys'r'us.

'I'd like a return to 1950.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Still Accepting Cash

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'We conducted a poll, Sire - 93% of the people want you to give up spandex and go back to your old robe.'

'I miss the good old days when all we had to fear was fear itself.'

Sundial Watch

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

LSD Flashback

Retro Beehive kitty.

1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

Way out man!

Neither pensioner would own-up to having the extra sugar cube!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Do you have anywhere like England, but in 1957?"

When you buy Tio Memo a music CD...you're really giving him...a review mirror decoration.

Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular pay-phone.

"I love our sunken living room except for all the dead frogs that end up in the bottom of the deep end."