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'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Drive in movies.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."