Retro Retail Fans T-Shirts

"Just how long have you been holding onto my mail? THis is an advert about the Woolworths closing down sale."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Old Book Smell

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Marilyn Monroe

Hip Operation

All Major Cash Honored.