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"Just how long have you been holding onto my mail? THis is an advert about the Woolworths closing down sale."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Hip Operation

All Major Cash Honored.

High Tech/Low Tech.