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'You're going to like this new retro bar design ... the men's room is outdoors.'

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Marilyn Monroe

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.