Retro Clothing Fan T-Shirts

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

The Dandy

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Marilyn Ghost

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Hip Operation

Uncle Sam Fashion