Retro Shopping Fan T-Shirts

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Do you do much walking?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Draw!

The Dandy

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation