Retro Aficionados T-Shirts

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"They, like, invented retro."

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'

'We like to stick with the old tried and tested method of banking.'

"This old phone book must be ancient. Half the pages are yellow!"

"We're here, Harry."

Oh, look on the bright side, someday you'll look back on this evening and enjoy indulging in righteous indignation all over again.

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Early Colour TV

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'