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''i this'...'i that'...I grew up in the me generation!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'