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Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Mouse Pad - What a particularly groovy boy mouse brings a really far-out girl mouse back to at the end of the night.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Social Media

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."