Throwback Aficionado Gifts

''i this'...'i that'...I grew up in the me generation!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Computer Class.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Antiques

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'