Childhood Throwback Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll get my dad to beat up your dad.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Teddy Time Bears

He wanted a different one.

'My first camera'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

The Music Box

Flava Superba

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'