Childhood Throwback Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll get my dad to beat up your dad.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Teddy Time Bears

'My first camera'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

The Music Box

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"