Childhood Nostalgia Buff Pillows

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Balloon Kids

Humpty Dumpty.

Poor Bobby has the Measlies.

"I don't know why we spent so much time under this thing. It's so much more comfy up here."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'No monsters down here.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

baby sweetcorn...

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'He's maturing early.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

He wanted a different one.

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'