Childhood Nostalgia Buff Mugs

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Balloon Kids

Humpty Dumpty.

Poor Bobby has the Measlies.

"I don't know why we spent so much time under this thing. It's so much more comfy up here."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

baby sweetcorn...

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Teddy Time Bears

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'My first camera'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated