Childhood Nostalgia Enthusiast Mugs

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"They're expelling Drew from camp for hiding his face from the security cameras."

'The good news is that in a few years they'll be chasing us with chocolates and flowers.'

'And, it was a quack quack here and a quack quack there and here a quack there a quack everywhere a quack quack, until finally I threw in the towel.'

"I have to take him to his class for things kids used to learn on their own."

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters, blind mice with carving knives... I can't Take it Anymore!'

'Let's play house... you can be my ex-husband.'

'Creative right?'

"Marcia, I can't see you anymore. I've started to like dark chocolate"

Boy blowing at crackers.

As monsters under the bed go, Bill was a nice guy.

But my parents say I'm the prettiest girl...'

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'My first tattoo...'

"I wish I was rich.... And had someone to push me."

"Bobby Roberts punched you at recess and again at lunch? He must really like you!"

"All this talk of monsters in the closet has me worried now."

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"O.K. – let's get our stories straight, and our characters sympathetic and well drawn."

"He's my enabler."

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

School. Have your imaginary playmate call my imaginary playmate.

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

How are we supposed to play "doctor" if you didn't bring a referral?

Ear, nose & throat. Head, shoulder, knees & toes.

'Sally when we're grown up do you think we'll still be hanging around in bars and swinging?'

Goldfish Trophies