Childhood Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"They're expelling Drew from camp for hiding his face from the security cameras."

'The good news is that in a few years they'll be chasing us with chocolates and flowers.'

'And, it was a quack quack here and a quack quack there and here a quack there a quack everywhere a quack quack, until finally I threw in the towel.'

"I have to take him to his class for things kids used to learn on their own."

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters, blind mice with carving knives... I can't Take it Anymore!'

'Let's play house... you can be my ex-husband.'

'Creative right?'

"Marcia, I can't see you anymore. I've started to like dark chocolate"

As monsters under the bed go, Bill was a nice guy.

But my parents say I'm the prettiest girl...'

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'My first tattoo...'

"I wish I was rich.... And had someone to push me."

"Bobby Roberts punched you at recess and again at lunch? He must really like you!"

"All this talk of monsters in the closet has me worried now."

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"O.K. – let's get our stories straight, and our characters sympathetic and well drawn."

"He's my enabler."

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Goldfish Trophies

Naughty boy

Two boys talking about their mother's new baby

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Flava Superba

'Rubber band guns? What were you thinking?!'