Childhood Nostalgia Appreciator Gifts

'No, you may not connect the dots!'

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'My first camera'

Teddy Time Bears

He wanted a different one.

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"