Childhood Nostalgia Seekers Gifts

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Great, a squirt tank

Toddler toys company's toilet

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Danny's imaginary friend gets his own reality show.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'

The Cow Jumps Over the Moon.

"Confession may be good for the soul, but it's bad for your behind!"

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Balloon Kids

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

He wanted a different one.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"