Childhood Nostalgia Explorers Gifts

"The kids used to call me four eyes because of my glasses. Did you have any nicknames growing up?"

'I'd like to ask you some questions. Can you tell me what you did with my 'Blinky-Bear' when I was 10, mom?'

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'He's maturing early.'

Balloon Kids

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Fade to black...