Childhood Nostalgia Explorers Prints

"The kids used to call me four eyes because of my glasses. Did you have any nicknames growing up?"

'I'd like to ask you some questions. Can you tell me what you did with my 'Blinky-Bear' when I was 10, mom?'

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Milk sideburns

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

The Music Box

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."