Childhood Nostalgia Enthusiasts Gifts

'Can Bobby come out and marry me?'

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

Teddy Time Bears

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'