Childhood Nostalgia Fans Gifts

The Deli Counter

A sign that reads 'No swinging' next to some swings.

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Teddy Time Bears

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns