Childhood Nostalgia Fan Gifts

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

'I think you're wonderful and very good looking and if you don't want to be my boyfriend I'll set my dog on you!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...Because 'the shed of rusty garden tools with a broken latch' doesn't sound very exciting.'

The Great Teddy Bear

Gang

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"It's for you."

Teddy Time Bears

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?'

Juvenile Court

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Finally one night, Porky the Piggy Bank decided to take the money and run.

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Balloon Kids

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'