Childhood Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

"I'm a bird dog."

"I go directly to the corner? I thought there would be an appeals process."

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'What happened to sand castles?'

'Well Shirley, this won't cure your chickenpox, but even a doctor wants to have some fun!'

'If anything happens, Janice, I love you.'

Nursery Rhyme Cafe

Ruth and Ruthless

'The loose tooth came out and is under my pillow, Mom. Hope the tooth fairy hasn't struggled because of the bad times!'

'Uh-oh....'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

Round and round the garden, goes the teddy bear

Beta testing childsplay

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Teddy Time Bears

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'