Childhood Nostalgia Collector Gifts

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'I hear that handprint turkeys are kept on file by the FBI to identify future criminals.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

'You know, for an invisible friend you leave a lot to be desired.'

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

A toy idea that never caught on.

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"You can have anything you want after you've eaten from the fruit and vegetable house down the road!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

He wanted a different one.

'My first camera'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'